Humor http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/forums/103 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Fri, 16 May 2008 23:38:57 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/forums/103 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day. ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8811/t/Today-is-International-Weird-Ass-People-s-Day-.html

I don't care if you lick windows,
Sniff toilet seats
Or occasionally shit yourself...

You hang in there Sunshine,
You're frigging special.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8811 Fri, 16 May 2008 11:26:34 GMT <![CDATA[ The Original ACME Catalog ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8806/t/The-Original-ACME-Catalog.html http://www.dumptrumpet.com/?v=4743 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8806 Thu, 15 May 2008 11:51:38 GMT <![CDATA[ 13! 13! 13! ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8789/t/13-13-13-.html I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13! 13! 13!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the fence and looked through to see what was going on.

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting "14! 14!... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8789 Tue, 13 May 2008 11:17:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Official Announcement ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8776/t/Official-Announcement.html EAGLE to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8776 Sat, 10 May 2008 20:55:13 GMT <![CDATA[ The New Universal Sign for Gasoline ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8772/t/The-New-Universal-Sign-for-Gasoline.html image


]]> feeds@yuku.com (Guns90) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8772 Sat, 10 May 2008 07:51:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8761/t/Dog-Pack-Attacks-Gator-In-Florida.html At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and

feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8761 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:43:16 GMT <![CDATA[ To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8759/t/To-all-my-friends-who-enjoy-a-glass-of-wine-or-beer.html freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (machinist02) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8759 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:46:06 GMT <![CDATA[ A Little nostalgia.... ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8756/t/A-Little-nostalgia-.html It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says.

That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Guns90) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8756 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:46:39 GMT <![CDATA[ There were two nuns... ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8755/t/There-were-two-nuns-.html One of them was known as Sister Mathematical(SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical(SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8755 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:34:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Baby's First Doctor Visit ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8750/t/Baby-s-First-Doctor-Visit.html
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (maxamutt) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8750 Tue, 06 May 2008 19:00:46 GMT <![CDATA[ IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8748/t/IT-S-JUST-DIFFERENT-WHEN-YOU-RE-MARRIED.html
After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'When my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and the mask.' He said,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Guns90) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8748 Tue, 06 May 2008 15:32:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Might not be funny, but definately a joke ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8725/t/Might-not-be-funny-but-definately-a-joke.html Someone asked the Presidential Candidates to define "Middle Class". After making all these promises to help the "Middle Class", someone finally asked the 3 candidates, (who have thought nothing of spending hundreds of millions of dollars), what is Middle Class".

The answers: $150,000 - $250,000 thousand a year.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (alans 98t) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8725 Sat, 03 May 2008 13:49:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Big Mouth ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8722/t/Big-Mouth.html
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (fire fly medic) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8722 Sat, 03 May 2008 05:44:02 GMT <![CDATA[ Mein Fuhrer.... ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8696/t/Mein-Fuhrer-.html http://www.network54.com/Forum/154362/thread/1209074013/last-1209160359/Kiecker+vs+Leir+%26amp%3B+Outlaw ]]> feeds@yuku.com (fedspaz) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8696 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:44:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Politions ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8673/t/Politions.html Country Politics

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (fire fly medic) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8673 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:54:58 GMT <![CDATA[ A Blonde that is not so dumb! ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8670/t/A-Blonde-that-is-not-so-dumb-.html A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
L.A. To New York . The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8670 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:05:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Out Takes of a Motorhome Salesman ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8652/t/Out-Takes-of-a-Motorhome-Salesman.html
Caution: Contains profanity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRGU2n7aQ8 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (alepel) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8652 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:15:36 GMT <![CDATA[ The element, Governmentium (Gv), ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8645/t/The-element-Governmentium-Gv-.html Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8645 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:02:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Apple's Latest Product Announcement ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8628/t/Apple-s-Latest-Product-Announcement.html

ANNOUNCEMENT

feeds@yuku.com (Fredrider) http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8628 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:05:07 GMT <![CDATA[ Pictures that make you smile. ]]> http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8608/t/Pictures-that-make-you-smile-.html

Pictures to make you smile

http://hondashadowacetourer.yuku.com/topic/8608 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:10:04 GMT