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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for
their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her
husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking
that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband there in a very
depressed and saddened state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
through a process of
corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.


It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
position that paid any where
near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially
ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits
and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the
bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged'
him for sex, these holdings had
multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded
he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted
out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'


That's when she shot him

You know, sometimes, Men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut!