I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to just get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
.. . . And that's when the fight started . .
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to just get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
.. . . And that's when the fight started . .
