Bud, the dress code in Florida for retirees is white Panama hat, Hawaiian print shirt, tan Bermuda shorts, black tube socks (up to knees) and white loafers.
Cigar is optional.
Typical Florida Retirees
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their respective aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak, I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"I know what you mean." said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
Another said, "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," said another senior citizen.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old." said an old man.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
Said one old woman, "Thank God we can all still drive."
Joel
Typical Florida Retirees
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their respective aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak, I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"I know what you mean." said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
Another said, "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," said another senior citizen.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old." said an old man.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
Said one old woman, "Thank God we can all still drive."
Joel
"We are different - yet we are the
same"
