Fredrider wrote:
Skip,

I do not know what the laws regarding a concealed weapon are in the Great State of Georgia, but I always carry a smile with me and so far nobody has tried to arrest me. 


Hmmm.... I've heard that before. So let me see – yep, here it is....


A man goes through life in this world with a smile – he DOESN'T get arrested.


A woman goes through life in this world with a smile -

~ she gets stalked, assaulted, raped, terrorized, beaten, abused, and faces any variety of murder attempts by the score – and her perpetrator(s) DON'T get arrested.


So, like most women who wish to be safe in this world, I go through life looking ENRAGED, AND -

~ carrying at least six bottles of pepper spray, AND

~ at least a dozen knives hidden in as many places as possible, AND

~ at least one each of at least six other different kinds of personal defense weapons, AND

~ wearing stab resistant bulletproof body armor at all times, including in the shower, AND

~ carrying a twin pair of fully automatic machine pistols mounted to and concealed in the body armor just above the hips on a rotating pivot, AND

~ carrying at least five other smaller self-defense handguns hidden elsewhere on my body, AND

~ carrying a pair of hand grenades tied together and booby trapping what every rapist is after because the rapist who gets through all of that to rape me is sure as fuck going to be having his last rape, one way or another – and I'll make sure that arrogant smile is wiped clean off his face.



(By Jane Doe of Jane Doe 'n' Co., a women's empowerment organization).