It seems that there was a man who had an odd physical condition.. His eyes bulged out of his head, and his face was an un-natural reddish color. Obviously,
He got VERY few dates.
After consulting with several medical practioners, he found one physician who recommended that he see the world famous Dr. Kutchadickoff in London. He travels to London, and after consulting with the famous Dr., is told that the only way he can cure his condition is to have his nuts cut off! After some agonizing consideration, he agrees to the surgery. ...
The morning after the surgery, he looks in the mirror. His eyes are back in their orbital sockets, and his face is a normal peaches and cream complexion. He is so happy, that he decides to go to Seville Row for a custom tailored suit! He walks into the Finest Tailor shop on Seville Row, and this conversation follows:
"Good Morning Sir, May I assist you? My name is Foster."
"Well Mr. Foster, I would like to purchase your finest custom tailored suit.."
"Excellent choice Sir, I can tell without measurement that you are a 16 collar, 40 chest, 34 waist and 32 inch inseam.."
"No Mr Foster , you're all wrong! I'm a 14 collar, 30 waist and 29 inch inseam..That has been my size for the last 30 years.."
"Sir! If you wore a 14 collar and pants with a 30 inch waist and 29 inch inseam, your balls would be squeezed into your body and your eyes would bug out, and your face would turn bright red!.."
After consulting with several medical practioners, he found one physician who recommended that he see the world famous Dr. Kutchadickoff in London. He travels to London, and after consulting with the famous Dr., is told that the only way he can cure his condition is to have his nuts cut off! After some agonizing consideration, he agrees to the surgery. ...
The morning after the surgery, he looks in the mirror. His eyes are back in their orbital sockets, and his face is a normal peaches and cream complexion. He is so happy, that he decides to go to Seville Row for a custom tailored suit! He walks into the Finest Tailor shop on Seville Row, and this conversation follows:
"Good Morning Sir, May I assist you? My name is Foster."
"Well Mr. Foster, I would like to purchase your finest custom tailored suit.."
"Excellent choice Sir, I can tell without measurement that you are a 16 collar, 40 chest, 34 waist and 32 inch inseam.."
"No Mr Foster , you're all wrong! I'm a 14 collar, 30 waist and 29 inch inseam..That has been my size for the last 30 years.."
"Sir! If you wore a 14 collar and pants with a 30 inch waist and 29 inch inseam, your balls would be squeezed into your body and your eyes would bug out, and your face would turn bright red!.."
