Hunting in Alaska
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He
was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a
"Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush"
T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror,
a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest.
The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding,
semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished
off the bear and two Of them threw it onto the bed of
their truck while the other tenderly placed the
injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to
come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
actions!" he told them.
"I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican
loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this
is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his
buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all
wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly
bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to
go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He
was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a
"Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush"
T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror,
a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest.
The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding,
semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished
off the bear and two Of them threw it onto the bed of
their truck while the other tenderly placed the
injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to
come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave
actions!" he told them.
"I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican
loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this
is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his
buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all
wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly
bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to
go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
