Welfare
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to
the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather, have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just gota job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguardfor his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedrom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... You started it.
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just gota job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguardfor his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedrom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... You started it.
