Do not lose your grandkids in the mall ...

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown
Royal whiskey, Harley's and women with big tits.



Lakejet

"Learn as if you will live forever, live as if you will die tomorrow"