A woman goes into a fortune teller for her very first reading. The Gypsy first looks into her crystal ball for a while. She looks up at the woman, sets the
ball aside, and produces a deck of tarot cards. After shuffling the deck throroughly, she lays them out before her, and studies them carefully. Again, she
looks up at the woman, sets the cards aside, produces a container, shakes it hard, then empties tea leaves into a large platter. She studieds the leaves for a
while, slowly looks up at the woman and says, "I've done everything to make sure. I'm sorry to tell you this, but everything says that you are
going to be a widow within a year. Sorry."
The woman just stares at her for a moment then asks quite nervously, "Will I be aquitted?"
The woman just stares at her for a moment then asks quite nervously, "Will I be aquitted?"
